Ale … but is it real?

Push Pineapple Ale
Push Pineapple Ale

I like to try different beers with my balti so with a Balti Chicken Dhansak lined up, I decided to experiment with a can of ale from Aldi’s brewer ,’the Hop Foundry’. Called the ‘Push Pineapple’ it seemed appropriate to drink with a dish that so often is topped with a pineapple by restaurants looking for an ‘authentic’ touch.

Billed as being an Indian Pale Ale with a pineapple milkshake flavour, I was probably committing a hideous crime in real ale terms but in fairness, it was a decent tipple and retained its hoppiness. The only declared ingredients were barley, oats and milk … thankfully no trace of the latter in my glass. It certainly didn’t detract from my balti but is not something that I’m in a massive hurry to repeat!

A Balti Gem

Azims is located on the Lozells Road and it is where I had my first balti well over 30 years ago. BYO alcohol is frowned upon but if ever there was a case for forsaking a beer for the night then this is it. The food is absolutely top notch and the quality is on a par with the copious quantities served up. My wife’s chicken tikka had a hint of lemon  and  although slightly salty was absolutely superb without the need for a bucketload of red food colouring … she reckons it was one of the best ever. My freshly prepared mushroom pakora was also excellent with the spicy dips ordered with the crispy poppadoms an excellent accompaniment.

Mains were a balti chicken pasanda for her … flavoursome and coconutty and, even better, not diluted out of all proportion by  the usual bucketload of sickly cream beloved of too many ‘Indian’ restaurants in serving pasandas and kormas. My balti chicken and mushroom was also equally superb with my sizzling baltibowl full to the brim with tender chicken languishing in a tasty sauce. In both our cases mopped up with a garlic and cheese naan perfect in its taste and consistency and a worthy contender if there was such a thing as a Nicest Nan competition 

Balti Buffoonery!

I’m not a fan of daytime TV which seems generally superficial in its approach to topics but I was tipped off by my daughter that a ‘Balti’ was going to be cooked on ‘This Morning‘.  It didn’t put me in the best of moods when Alison Hammond, the sometimes over cheery Brummie said that she liked her food but had never had a balti … her accent may be showbiz Brummie but one wonders if she is a plastic one if she’s never had Birmingham’s most famous culinary invention! 

To make matters worse the chef cooking it was Mowgli’s Nisha Katona whose culinary style is described as ‘Indian’ which maybe says a lot about her knowledge a dish which came out of Birmingham’s Pakistani community. 

Firstly she described the typical but common spices used as ‘special’ (wrong!) and then she then used the over distinctive olive oil as the medium for cooking up the onions, ginger and garlic (wrong !). She even added sugar which would be superfluous if the dish was fast cooked because of the natural caramelisation that occurs.   Worst of all she used a thick black wok so no wonder it took more than twenty minutes to prepare although the presenters tucked into the ubiquitous ‘one that was made earlier’. Of course, criminally their portions were then shown in shiny black serving bowls.  To round things off she then said that it should be served with rice and not naan perhaps betraying an Indian rather than Pakistani background. In Balti terms, she undoubtedly committed culinary treason but why should I be surprised by the outside media’s ignorance of Birmingham’s signature dish.  

More than a nod to the Birmingham Balti

Recently the Sun commissioned TV Chef Nick Nairn to pick his top twelve ‘Indian’ restaurants in the UK. Rubbing shoulders with heavyweights such as the much lauded Dishoom was Stirchley’s very own Royal Watan. Highlighted for its family and home cooked recipes, the picture illustrating the restaurant’s offering showcased its signature Balti.

Perhaps disappointingly it was the only genuine Balti featured in Mr. Cairn’s Top 12 but nether the less, congratulations to an excellent restaurant for flying the Brummie (and Balti) flag!’

Nice But Not Really Pukka

Having enjoyed a Pukka ‘balti pie’ I asked Pukka Pies why they called it a balti pie instead of a curry pie and after a few reminders, this is their response..

’Balti is traditionally a fast cooked “stir-fry” style curry cooked with vegetable oil not ghee and is cooked in a large steel or cast iron pot. Most curry houses serve a thick tomato based sauce spiced with cumin, coriander, black pepper and chilli’s with a medium spicy heat. [correct but merely lifted from my book ‘Going For A Balti’ !].

Our Balti sauce is made in this style, using large steel pot to cook in. The recipe uses vegetable oil, and a tomato base with all the classic herbs and spices you’d expect from a Balti sauce. We think our golden pukka pastry is a great base for the tasty curry house classic.’

This might be a storm in a balti bowl  but their reply says it all and illustrates the point that most producers haven’t a clue about a proper balti which can only be served up fresh in the bowl it is cooked in!

A Balti Balladeer

I was sent a link from one of my favourite baltihouses, Shabab, who were featured in a video starring talented Brummie balladeer Ahmad Rubani. I can’t speak Punjabi and whilst I couldn’t understand exactly what was sung,  it’s undoubtedly a real soulful piece and the gist includes (I think) the story of a guy who loses his job at Shabab’s. Kitchen shots include baltibowls so maybe there will be a Balti CD?!! 

A Pukka Pie?

My wife came back from Morrisons with a Balti Pie for me to try and, as a bonus, it was a ‘Pukka Pie’ one of the iconic pie makers.  The good news is that it was only a quid and the filling was deliciously spicy and undoubtedly the best ‘balti’ pie I’ve ever tasted.  However, I looked at the ingredients of the balti sauce and delicious though it was the ingredients (water, onions, oil, carrots, tomatoes, peppers, garlic, ginger, coriander, salt, sugar, herbs and spices) were all ‘stock’ curry ingredients. In fairness, the pie was slightly caramelised like a balti but that’s only because the missus burned the pastry slightly in the oven! Great curry pie but hope to find out from Pukka what makes it a balti pie!

A Balti Good Read!

I’ve just finished a second hand copy  (£2-99p courtesy of E Bay!) of Pat Chapman’s ‘Balti Bible’. It was published in the late nineties and represents a comprehensive look at Balti with over 120 recipes.  Pat is undoubtedly curry ‘royalty’ and the book is a good read with some excellent recipes, albeit sometimes a bit overcomplicated as is Pat’s way and including some innovative suggestions on ingredients. The book includes name checks for some great balti houses, such as … the Royal Naim (sadly no longer with us), Adil, Balti Towers, Azims and the Royal Watan.  Amusingly Pat says that he was worried about upsetting people by using the word ‘Bible’. How times have changed although I’m willing to bet there is unlikely to be a ‘Kurry Koran’ anytime soon!

Not Currying On?

A recent news article in the Birmingham Mail featured Bangladeshi Shahab Uddin who owns Streetly Balti. He makes the valid point that 30% of curry restaurants will probably have to close partly because their owners lack the ability to secure government support that they are eligible to claim. I agree that cutting through the bureaucracy is difficult sometimes but I would ask what the heck the Bangladeshi Restauranteurs Association and the Asian Chamber of Commerce are doing to support their members to access funds … not a lot it seems according to Mr Uddin.

Shahab Uddin owner of Streetly Balti

Shahab Uddin owner of Streetly Balti

Like a lot of Bangladeshi curry house owners, he couldn’t resist having an unnecessary pop at the ‘cheap and cheerful’ Balti Triangle regarding the need to raise prices but, in fairness, makes the point that many people may have become used to supermarket curries and takeaways and not bother to return to their favourite restaurant. Well, despite the name of his restaurant, he’s obviously never eaten or served up a proper balti. If he had, he would know that the Balti can’t be replicated except in a restaurant or being cooked in the balti pan at home.