Endangered Species?

I recently accompanied acclaimed photographer and journo Dan Homer on a tour around the Balti Triangle and his article on the site ‘atlasobscura’ suggests the ‘real’ Balti is in a crisis. This is partly because of the Government’s continuing fantasy that there are lots of young people in the UK willing to graft in a hot kitchen enduring unsociable hours and wages that won’t buy a detached house and swimming pool. Until  the Government see sense on visas from Pakistan and Bangladesh for chefs then the crisis will keep growing.

Incidentally, bearing in mind that Birmingham is the acknowledged birthplace of Balti, it would be interesting to hear from restaurants that actually cook and serve up a Balti in same baltibowl. Answers on a postcard please from restaurants out there in Brum but I don’t think that I’ll need to stay in for a heavy postbag!

Inside Birmingham’s Disappearing Balti Cuisine

The Balti is cooked traditionally over scorching heat, which contributes to the speedy cooking process and allows for excess oil to burn off. Here, the Balti is cooked at Al Frash Balti House in Birmingham. IMAGE BY DANIEL STEPHEN HOMER

Having a right wine!

There have been a few articles recently from the ‘experts’ about what wines to have with a ‘curry’ and the general message is that white is better than red and the favoured tipple is the much recommended ‘Gewurtztraminer’. Rose is also mentioned although seen by many as lightweight and frivolous.

Birmingham Lager' courtesy of the Jewellery Quarter's Indian Brewery.

Birmingham Lager’ courtesy of the Jewellery Quarter’s Indian Brewery.

Eitherway, gone are the days when the only tipple was a pint of Carling but, when it comes down to it, everybody has their own favourite. In my case. it’s a pint of Doombar or maybe a can of ‘Birmingham Lager’ courtesy of the Jewellery Quarter’s Indian Brewery.

Taking back the Street (food)?

If a proper Balti is a culinary invention that many enjoy, I suppose it doesn’t really matter if the burgeoning ‘street’ food scene is the genuine article or really nouveau Indian tapas in disguise and, to be honest, I enjoy my turmeric and masala chips as much as the next curry lover.

Mr Whippy

Mr Whippy

However, taking this to its fullest extent, if Indian street food has to be the real deal off the streets of Delhi then British ‘street’ food should surely be greasy hamburgers, watery hot dogs, sloppy onions with tomato sauce on an anaemic bap followed by a Mr Whippy ice cream (with flake). I’m not sure that’s a concept with international appeal!

Pakistan … you’re just a small town in the Punjab!

Indian Spices used in Ashas

Indian Spices used in Ashas

House of Lords launch for Asian Curry Awards

Public nominations open

Asian & Oriental Chef Awards winners

The ‘prestigous’ Asian Catering Federation have just launched their Asian Curry Awards 2018  and have urged people to vote for their favourite curry restaurant or takeaway citing a plethora of countries who produce variations of the UKs favourite meal. These are listed as Bangladeshi, Burmese, Chinese, Filipino, Indian, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, Middle Eastern, Singaporean, Sri Lankan, Thai, Turkish and Vietnamese restaurants and takeaways. Can anybody spot the missing country although elsewhere there is a slight reference to the Punjab which does have some Pakistani as well as Indian heritage.

Racism? Surely not! Perhaps just a surprising omission as anybody who has read the fabulous Pakistani recipe book ‘Summers Under the Tamarind Tree’ would acknowledge, never mind our famous Pakistani Brummie dish ‘the Balti’!

Read the full blog post here: http://riaambertesia.com/asian-catering-federation-calls-for-curry-chef-amnesty/

Stepping back in time!

Abduls Café and Diner in Hall Greenabdul's, on the edge of the Balti Triangle is in fact a rein(curry)carnation of the much loved Saleems until recently operating on the Ladypool Road. It’s certainly a throwback with its basic décor, cold display cabinet and even the old skool metal water jugs for those who haven’t taken advantage of the BYO facility.

Free dips were enough sliced onions to make a grown man cry in a chilli sauce … simple but effective. This was accompanied by paid for poppadoms and then microwaved pakora and chicken tikka … reasonable but not exceptional.

My main was a meat ‘balti’ served up in a silver bowl and whilst the meat was flavoursome and tender, the dark (fenugreek infused?) sauce was too oily which was a shame and, in fairness, it didn’t stop me finishing it. My wife’s Korma was served up in a cereal bowl and oversweet and, in her view, lacking in depth whilst containing leg and thigh rather than breast.

The naan bread was decent as would be expected for a restaurant whose culinary roots stretch to, in many people’s opinion, the best katlamas in Brum. Will I return? Certainly to check out the katlamas but not sure about the ‘balti’!

A food magazine that doesn’t know it’s onions?

Great British Food

The Great British Food magazine featured a selection of top UK ‘curry’ restaurants and just managed to squeeze in one from Birmingham under a ‘home of balti’ tag. Strangely it was Lasan … now Lasan is a great restaurant deserving of many awards but balti isn’t one of them. If the magazine is to mention the balti connection then surely it should be Shababs or Al Frash in the Balti Triangle.

Yet another example of foodie ‘experts not having a clue about Balti!’

Strictly Balti

Davood Ghadami

Davood Ghadami

The Strictly Stars waltzed into town and apparently Eastender’s star was desperate to get all the stars together to ‘try a curry in the home of balti’. It’s good to hear we’ve got a reputation with an ‘East End boy’ but let’s hope they went for a ‘proper’ one rather than some ‘posh nosh’.

Anyway, he’s been left a proper ‘Birmingham Balti Company‘ balti bowl as a souvenir even if he doesn’t actually make that balti get together.’

Balti … it’s one of our own

Birmingham 2022

Birmingham 2022

The Beeb Website recently featured ‘Birmingham ..What’s to Love’ in honour of the City’s successful Commonwealth Games bid. In 60 seconds they whistled through everything from Canals to Heavy Metal. They also covered Brum’s foodie connections including Cadbury’s, HP Sauce and Birds Custard. Unfortunately all three are now owned by multi nationals but Balti (as the fourth food featured) saved the day. To paraphrase a current footie chant … ‘Balti … it’s one of the City’s own!’

Incidentally, it was good to see the BBC feature what looks like a ‘proper’ pressed steel balti bowl which the media normally get horribly wrong when depicting the City’s favourite dish..

UK Recognition for the Balti

It was good to see Balti acknowledged in the well respected Harden’s UK Restaurant Guide for 2018. (See Birmingham Mail article). Al Frash makes a prestigous appearance flying the flag for the Balti Triangle. Harden’s Guide has been around for almost 30 years and its ratings are based on diner surveys rather than the pomposity of a few foodie ‘expert’ reviewers.

My only slight grouse is that in featuring the excellent Lasan, the accompanying comment is ‘a cut above the normal Brummie Indian Restaurants.’ Perhaps, they need to be a bit cleverer because one would think that they are cocking a culinary snook at the plethora of Bangladeshi, rather than Indian, restaurants … many of whom will have a loyal following.

PS. If you pop into Al Frash, try their Baltis cooked in organic coconut oil … definitely worth the extra quid or so.

Amber Rudd … are you listening?

To parody a footballing chant, it seems that the government are continuing to procrastinate over the obvious chef shortage in curry establishments across the length and breadth of the country.

Apparently a group of 100 curry houses have lobbied the Home Secretary to allow 12 month visas for South Asian chefs  to come over to the UK to train home grown ones. The only thing I take issue with is that, as long as they can prove a proper culinary accreditation, they should be allowed to stay.

This is because the real issue is that unless the wages of a curry house chef are almost doubled to £35,000 plus there is no chance of ‘home grown’ youngsters coming into a suburban curry house serving archetypal ‘British Indian Restaurant’ dishes. Additionally, there is no culinary kudos and let’s face it the working hours required aren’t going to be attractive to somebody brought up in the UK.

Amber Rudd

Amber Rudd

Of course, Amber Rudd will say that curry houses need to pay the market rate but there again she personally doesn’t need to care if today’s £7 Chicken Tikka Masala becomes tomorrow’s £14 priced meal. Yet, out of the window goes a night out for the working man!