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  • fluorescent sauces that could glow in the dark
  • poppadoms that bend but don't break
  • baltis served up in silver bowls
  • microwaved pakora dessicated to death
  • aniseed sweets instead of after dinner mints
  • obsequious waiters
  • foil takeaway containers that leak
  • spongy thick naan breads like stale madeira cake
  • rock hard kulfi ice cream that needs a pneumatic drill
  • curries with the consistency of cream of tomato soup