In San Francisco, there’s a fabulous food purveyor called Trader Joe’s which rivals Waitrose in its eclectic selection of quality and seasonal foods. However this month, Trader Joe has let himself down by trying to bring the Balti to the West Coast of the USA in the shape of the ubiquitous ‘Balti Pie’. To paraphrase Harry Enfield’s Mr. Angry, ‘Oi! Trader Joe, No! Stick to Pumpkin Pie!